konfessions of the Koog

For my b-day this year, I asked for toys. Again. For the 36 th time. Why can't I ask for adult things like restaurant gift cards, golf clubs or household items? I guess I could ask for these things, but the bigger question is why don't I want them? So this year was about the Wii . Momma- Koog got me the Wii console, Wii Fit and Mario Kart with the Wii wheel. Of course, I wanted every accessory for my Wii that was available on the free market. My Wife, the woman that has the patience of a saint, proved her love once again by getting me the Wii Sports pack with the extra controller, the sports accessory bundle with the tennis racket among other cool things, the controller recharging system, HD cables and all sorts of other awesome Wii things. With the gift cards from my Mother & Sister-in-Law, I got RockBand , Wii Ski, another nunchuk , Rapala Fishing, and the recharger for the Wii fit. I think the only person impressed by my Wii -loot was my neighbor. H

So, The Wife works out of town and I am left to my own devices during the week. This means I have full responsibility for the house and the feeding of myself and our new puppy, Isaac. Let's just say, I have a different palate than most. I love beans. Beans, beans, beans. Love 'em. Our pantry is stocked with all types of canned beans. Garbanzo, red kidney, pink kidney, lima, Green, and the list goes on and on. As long as I have my beans and vinegar, all is right in the world. Needless to say, I don't need to stock or, even open the fridge since my beans are in cans. Now, Momma-Koog came to visit me and Isaac 2.5 weeks ago. She is Italian and she loves her Koog, so she feeds her Koog. It is always interesting watching the horror on my Mom's face when she looks at the contents of my fridge. This time was no exception. Unfortunately, it has been a few weeks since The Wife has been home, so the fridge is feeling the pain. It was chock full of items that had expired at

Wow. It's been to long since I've posted. So much has changed. Here's a brief recap of events over the past 2 years The girlfriend is now the wife My beloved dog passed on The wife and I got a new puppy I am 36 So, that's the brief recap of what's been going on with me. I'm working on another post. Be patient, the Koog is thinking